When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".
With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
by AR. July 18, 2006
by El-Keter March 15, 2003
When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.
boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!
by Felly B November 25, 2007
by Full Contact Bonsia Master February 20, 2007
by Eddy the Dentist January 11, 2004
When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
by KrimsonFurey September 03, 2008
A bitch can't be trusted if she doesn't smoke the helmet
by D hops February 27, 2017