Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.

Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.

by daz14lpa February 16, 2021

Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Sam Horning

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.

sam horning is fucking rat poison

by cumguzzlerfuckface69 January 19, 2022

Nilly Horn

A female clitoris

I caressed her Nilly Horn with my hot dog.

by ThatOneGuy2258 February 25, 2020

Horn-ball

A person who is very horny, very often and makes jokes about being horny or kinky stuff a lot.

Cortlyn is a horn-ball because she's horny a lot and likes the word kinky

by Starin_dawg June 27, 2021

Horn ball

A person who’s horny 24/7

Brianna is a horn ball all day everyday....

by Brianna Hamer December 19, 2020

Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009