Guitar hero

An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.

gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.

by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006

guantanamo

To interrogate someone for no apparent or logical reason.

"Where you goin, Phil?"
"To my friend's house."
"What friend?"
"Paul"
"Paul who?" etc....
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVID - STOP WITH THE FUCKING GUANTANAMO!"

by GiantSnowman March 25, 2005

guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quote: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

by Jazgul March 22, 2008

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

guitar noob

A person who believes that he is a pro guitar player when in fact he is n0ob.

Ben: Hey Nick, check out that guitar noob!
Nick: Yeah, that guy sucks ass like Herman.

by Emma Yeandle May 12, 2007

guntar

a person who is a pussy, or a poseur

"that guntar wont hit any jumps"
"look at that guntar try to skate"

by luke December 2, 2003

Guitar Junkie

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.

Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW

by Joe Norton April 27, 2008