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Focus Group Rock

Music written by actual bands and songwriters, but clearly for the SOLE PURPOSE of getting into an Apple ad, Nike ad, or "hip, young" car ad. Catchy at first, but the keen listener will very quickly realize something is very, very wrong - is it fake? No, that's not it... there's just something... something too calculated about its charm. Listen to these songs and you'll get it.

Fun. - "We Are Young"
Grouplove - "Toung Tied"
Neon Trees - "Animal"
Pomplamoose - "Up On The Housetop"
"Yeah, I barely even listen to the radio anymore, all the hip Focus Group Rock is on the TV!"
by cynic syndicate June 1, 2012
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Group pressure, peer

When a group of people persuades an individual to do something very immoral like painting his pants with an extremely odd pattern, run into a crowd of black people and jews and scream "SIEG HEIL" and so on.
The group often laughs at the individual when he or she does these immoral things. Group pressure can be an awesome way of killing time.
Mike and Dan convinced Daniel that its awesome to put 10 different hairgels of very poor quality in the hair. Daniel did this and Mike and Dan hade a good laugh!

Excellent example of pure Group pressure, peer.
by blackybloke March 7, 2009
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Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?
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Degenerates Milsim Group

A high speed collection of Degenerates. They fly under Blackbeard’s flag & embrace the pirate philosophies for freedom. They can potentially leave you beerless and womanless. These Chads are a close knit group of meat eating alpha males, who will dominate on and off the airsoft field.
Look at the Degenerate Milsim Group go! Hey Bro, how do I join the Degenerates Milsim Group?
by Degenerates Milsim Group November 22, 2021
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The kool kid group

A group of people that aren’t really cool or popular that consist of 3 people Arthur,Tobias and Ethan
by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019
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COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
by ribick June 26, 2020
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non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.
I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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