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microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
by question,john November 10, 2020
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Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.
“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”
by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020
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grape milk

grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh February 2, 2021
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Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.
Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!
by The Best Phone October 27, 2011
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grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there
Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.
by I read the manga August 11, 2021
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squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
by Squiglebob May 10, 2016
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Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!
"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."
by LewdNinja January 17, 2020
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