Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024

Grant

A guys that definitely doesn’t slam dirties and a guy that definitely doesn’t send it

Dude you’re a grant

I fucked banged Samantha

by I banged Samantha January 31, 2019

Grant

Grant is blonde boy who goes to hershey high school. He is a mormon and can't engage in intercourse until marriage. He plays football, basketball and baseball. He can't hit curveballs tho. He is always getting his work done in his honors english 9 class with ms mrozowski and always helps his buddies out.

"Grant what happened with the curveballs"

by Rizznaldo May 12, 2023

grant hamilton

Biggest mong to be born in Scotland. The type of jakeball that still lives with his mum and has toes like Richmond sausages.

Dinny be a huge mong like that grant hamilton.

by The lord ofwords September 20, 2020

Grant

Literal perfection. All the guys wanna be him, all the girls want him. Funny, charismatic, smart, and cute- this dude could pull anyone he wanted. Gorgeous blue eyes, perfect, curly brown hair, just absolutely amazing. 10/10 guitar playing and singing. He probably has some obscure obsession with France, but in all honesty it’s really cute.

Person 1: that guy is literally perfect

Person 2: oh yeah, that’s because he’s a Grant

by somebody in the world March 7, 2022

Julia Grant

A beautiful and talented supermodel, an angel, and an amazing girl!

Emma: Did you see Julia Grant see walk for the recent chanel fall/winter show, she's amazing isn't she?

Bella: She sure is!

by Julie.xo November 22, 2021

grant

a hot country baseball boy who everyone wants to marry

the hottest boy alive is named grant

by chicken octopus October 20, 2021