by the og gbr January 24, 2018
Get the greasy basement ratmug. an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.
Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.
by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022
Get the greasy ipad kidmug. A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
by J.C.J January 25, 2022
Get the Greasy Italian Bastardmug. Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 14, 2011
Get the Greasy Guido Tearsmug. by Hate_you February 28, 2004
Get the greasy hairmug. My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019
Get the Greasy Pizza Dickmug. by Sa2ah April 14, 2014
Get the greasy vagina watermug.