government

an expletive.

the phrase 'no one' is often used as an euphemism.

no one is to be blamed for your predicament.

no one owes us a living.

this is a democracy. no one will attempt to circumvent your freedom of speech.

by drmcnoleg December 11, 2003

ello govner

ello govner is a quote from a movie called Marry Poppins,

when a British guy tried to say "Hello Government"

Now it is a meme that everyone tries to say in a british accent Ello Govner.

(Can't you use google to search this?)

'Ello Govner, How's it going mate.

by What_are_you_looking_at January 7, 2017

governator

arnold shwarzeneggers next role ... former bodybuilder/actor becomes governor of california

i cant wait to see what happens with the governator

by thatgurl October 8, 2003

Government School

A term for public schools used by right-wing conspiracy nuts who believe (erroneously) that the quality is generally lower than private schools or homeschooling, or that all that happens there is liberal indoctrination. The person using the term almost never has any actual experience with or knowledge about public schools or education in general, and the use of the term is a reliable indicator that the user is a member of the tinfoil hat crowd whose opinion on any subject should be taken with a dump truck full of salt. Sometimes pronounced "guv'mint school."

All they teach you at that there guv'mint school ("Government School") is that the moon landing weren't faked, that global warming hokum, and that there evolooshun. I keep mah kids home and homeschool 'em so they knows that the Earth is on'y 6,000 years old, and Jeebus rode dinosaurs.

by No Tinfoil Hat For Me June 19, 2013

government cheese

Any money received from the government.

I got my government cheese in the mail today, lets party!

by marinerm May 21, 2010

government

The organization that will take away your liberties to preserve your "freedom." Resistance to government is evil. You must always make sure the government is happy. Opposing government is advocating chaos. Never ever ever ever consider anarchy because it is bad. Government will always help you. Politicians never use power for self-interest. Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely. If the Party says two plus two equals five, it is true.

Liberal: The government is excessively curbing our civil liberties in the name of--

Me: Duh. So what else is new?

by fuck the state October 30, 2007

government shutdown

When a bunch of inbred ivy leaguers forget that their job is to run a country and maintain stability and think that anyone actually gives a shit about their infantile sound and fury over budget cuts which will have about as much effect on the national debt as taking a piss in the ocean.

As any four-year-old knows, 99% of national spending goes to the military, social security and other pensions, but we had a government shutdown because the House couldn't come to a compromise about the other 1%.

by mps310 April 25, 2011