Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Goober

Jasmine’s dog

Goober is pooping outside.

by Notbroski September 25, 2023

Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

Goobers

A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans

A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?

by GenLoser August 28, 2023

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023