1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
Get the Goobermug. 
Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018
Get the Goobermug. by jA_mes July 8, 2011
Get the goober snorkelmug. When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.
"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"
by the simplest dook June 27, 2024
Get the goober juicemug. by GenLoser August 28, 2023
Get the Goobersmug. 