Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.

Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Golf stick

Another word used for a golf stick, completely acceptable to use instead of calling it a club. Because who the hell cares, they are the same thing, and a hockey stick is a stick not a club so a golf club can be called a god damn golf stick too.

Hey man pass me that “golf stick”.

by STFUIYKYK May 12, 2019

golf barbie

A gorgeous female that is likely being hit on by her coworkers without her knowing. This person typically has a sense of fashion too good for her office environment.

Yoo look at that golf barbie next to the organic aisle! She gotta be packing bens!

by WassupBrownie June 5, 2019

golf-carting

Breaking up with someone, mostly without them seeing it coming

Tyler: “have you heard that Jessica golf-carting Sean tonight”
Sam: “oh no, that will be hard for him”

by MacGuyver August 19, 2019

golf shot

A gram of heroin. Black tar.

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!

by giamariec April 21, 2018

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

golf story

A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.

"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"

by Wendie123 October 12, 2017