gloataholic

A gloataholic is a person who gloats compulsively even though it's irritating to others and harmful to relationships.

Michael has alienated all of his friends at the bar by talking incessantly about his easy life and good fortune: No one likes a gloataholic.

by HappySheldon April 10, 2015

global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.

Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."

by sonastysorude April 21, 2015

Gloaf

The supreme genetic combination of bread and goats

Gloaf can have my butthole

by Uniitato September 3, 2016

Global thot

A thot or thots that are in demand globally. A thot that has been around the world thotting

Damn that girl is global thotting

by The solo wolf December 27, 2016

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn

We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning

by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017

globaltron

Leader of the best rust clan in the world , curtis has a huge cock and keeps denying were a zerg.

u got globaltrond

by PartyOG June 21, 2017

globaltron

a guy names curtis leader of the best rust clan ever called u4n

u got globaltrond

by PartyOG June 22, 2017