gerald gatson

a cool guy who is a pimp and gets all the ladies like me his mentor

pimp

by royceberg2 October 3, 2003

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

Loser Gets to Pick Up

What you say to the winner of a board game when they are celebrating right before you walk away.

Carolyn: I won! In your face!

You: Whatever, loser gets to pick up. *walks away*

by Plaid Drapes January 21, 2014

anthony getsin

Has big dick the best guy for any girl in the world. Everyone likes him and can dance, skateboard, and sometimes do flips. he is loyal and an amazing girlfriend. A massive badass and the cool kid

OH fuck me harder Anthony Getsin

by Porn Tony handler June 1, 2018

The Gearsh

The Gearsh is a future gearsharing service based in South Africa. Our company will use an online application to connect aspiring artists with artists wih gear to share in the form of sessions.

Hey I want to learn how to play guitar, I should book an artist to teach me on The Gearsh.

by Mr.Gearsh July 17, 2019

it gets better later

One of the worst excuses for a shitty game, tv show, anime, etc.

WRPG fan: "Hey, how the fuck do you even enjoy FF13? I tried playing it for a good while and it's still mediocre at best."
JRPG fan: "Don't worry bro, it gets better later after maybe 50 hours, you'll seeeee!"

by Fruitsz November 27, 2020

Counting Goats

The scientific art of counting goats, instead of sheep to increase sleep quality and an increased likelihood for achieving nocturnal emissions.

Kylie, wake up. You are counting goats in your sleep again.

Leave me alone Ben, I was having the best dream ever.

by C U Nxt Tuesday January 12, 2021