smash my grapes

A word used to mean to have sex. Referring to balls.

" Come to my house and smash my grapes."

by Theunknownmanz January 11, 2018

Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.

Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

by ClarissaKelly May 24, 2018

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

by Gotta do everything myself August 9, 2020

Pussy Put Him In The Grave

When your pussy so good he literally dies... (Ex: heart attack, asthma attack, stroke, etc.) He dead dead...

Girl, we was doing the nasty; right? Bitch, pussy put him in the grave..

by Curvyprincessaxxx July 23, 2021

grave digger

A person that dates or prefers an older mate. Old enough to be their parents, or even older. Usually associate with being a gold digger.

Anna Nicole Smith, that chick thats w/ Jack Nicholson, and the other chick thats w/ Woody Allen....

"I ain't saying she a grave digger, but she ain't fucking with a young nigga"..

by "LoONey" July 12, 2006

grapes of wrath

An excellent book by a very good classical writer. Not liking it is common, but calling it a bad book is a typical symptom of being a stupid teenager.

Steinbeck has written many great novels, such as 'Grapes of Wrath' and 'Of Mice and Men', though getting today's teenagers to even pronounce the word 'book' is a feat in itself.

by Brian_H July 16, 2008

grapes and sausage

Penis and testicles.

"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"

by Branden Hassett October 30, 2006