battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka

"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"

by S1cknxss November 7, 2023

gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Gnome Grown

Weed that was grown by the best of the best (ie a Gnome)

That shits gnome grown!

by Westcoastsmoke420 December 30, 2020

gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 18, 2023

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

gnome head

a smart ass, bitchy, annoying, bald head principal.

"man, there goes gnome head"

by Jaii235 February 27, 2017

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024