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Gandelf

To be "Gandelf'd" - To be on constant 'lock-down' and be at risk to be attacked by a family figure with a slipper
OMFG - That Kid just got Gandelf'd
by 012345 July 1, 2008
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gandhiwear

1.Gandhiwear is the garment widely used by very wise people in India and other people who feel very enlightened. It was popularized by the salt loving, human rights activist Gandhi.
2.A gandhiwear is basically a white piece of cloth such as a bedroom sheet that is wrapped around the croch area and accross the shoulder for support. Most people that wear gandhiwear look as if they are wearing a huge diaper and walk like if they just dropped a duce in their gandhiwear.
3.Can be used to put out fires.
1. Gandhi himself

2. Dang busta that gandhiwear is tight! I gotta cop me a pair to slang me some reefer.

3. Ricky Bobby: "I'm on fire! Help me Oprah Winfrey use your gandhiwear to get this fire off me!"
by Koomar August 10, 2006
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Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!
Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!
by MIKE March 19, 2004
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gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.
Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007
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gander

to creep ones faceboook/myspace/tumblr or to simly have a look
have a gander at this sluts belt.
by slutrapist December 8, 2010
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gandhi

Named after Mahatma Gandhi, this word describes the feeling of hunger.
Claude: Hey Monty, fancy getting a bite to eat?
Monty: I am feeling a bit gandhi. That sounds like an excellent idea.
*Skip together off into the distance*
by thenotsodarkknight September 19, 2013
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Gandalf the Gay

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.
by Popposs December 28, 2011
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