friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers April 14, 2018

Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.

I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves

i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship

friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.

friendship is not this :

debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)

by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018

Friendship Hug

A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.

*hugs*

Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.

by Da.real.space.cadet December 13, 2018

friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019

Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019