flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.

Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

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Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 20, 2016

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Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn

“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”

by SweetPotatoW February 21, 2021

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Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

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