flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 8, 2009

Flavorfull

full of many and different kinds of flavors.

flavorfull-mix together salt,ketchup,fries,eggs,and all the stuff in ur firdge.. cook for 30 min PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND U GET ME XD

by DSasadasdfgdfhdtghdfrtgdf August 3, 2008

flaboong

pretty much related to dill or mook

one of your friends that says something dumb or obvious..."bro, ur a flaboong!"

by cnewsom October 16, 2008

Flaberquoid

(Flabber-coid)N a piece of fatty tissue under the armpit

I think i tore my flaberquoid

by gymboy318 February 23, 2010

Flabernijit

Word used to describe someone who is a worthless pile of crap. Usually used for someone who thinks they are superior to you, but in reality, they aren't. Also used to describe someone hailing from Wisconsin.

Heather-You are such a flabernijit these days!

Thomas-shut yo bitch ass up.

Heather-FLABERNIJIT!

by the jokster161 February 22, 2010

flajorents

relative to the speaker, a two-person relationship comprised a parent and non-parent

parent and stepparent couple

My father and his wife
Your mom and her girlfriend
His father and stepmother
Yo momma and her baby daddy

usage:
My flajorents and I are exchanging Christmahanakwanzika gifts tomorrow morning.

by DrTapAndSac December 12, 2009

flaberstracted

State of being beyond distracted.

Today in class, I couldn't focus to save my life. I was flaberstracted.

by Big Mac and Kir December 17, 2010