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turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.
Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.
by Scrodom January 23, 2011
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fishing hand

A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!
Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
by j hawk August 31, 2010
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Fishing

A false excuse for hiding in your bathroom to pleasure your genitalia. Many people say "I'm going fishing" when trying to hide the fact that they are really going to delve into their lotion stash and being a master debater for hours on end. When you ask how fishing was, his eyes will get wide and reply "don't worry about it".
Yo, that dude went "fishing".

LOL we all know what that means.
by bobbert12345 March 18, 2011
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Pub Fishing

To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.
Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?

Let's go pub fishing...
by J April 24, 2004
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Grout Fishing

Little phrases or sexual invitations written in the grout of bathroom tiles. Usually seen while sitting on the toilet. Mostly used for public sex; sometime a clever turn of phrase.
Bendix didn't have any luck at the party so he went grout fishing at the truck stop.
by M.A. Ross September 19, 2007
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text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...
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Nigger-Fishing

When white people make themselves look of genuine African descent.
"Hey sally, let's go nigger-fishing at the club!"
by Cayla'sAss November 9, 2018
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