Mongolian Flush

taking a laxative and using a basketball to create a large cavity in the rear hole. then proceeding to use a jet wash to flush them out.

‘whys the floor so wet?’
“Paul got a mongolian flush.”

by cocklovingplumber72 January 26, 2025

great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".

It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

Bellmead Flush

Verb: The act that Bellmeadians do, of Flushing Narcotics down the toilet when the Sheriff's barge through their front trailer door. Bellmead is a two tooth town 2 miles outside of Waco, Texas.

Yo, Ernest did the Bellmead Flush last night, but forgot the stuff in his pillow case. They found it and charged him for >1<4..

by ToothlessinBellmead April 13, 2021

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

Flush Factory

The act of receiving head while playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Isaac: Dude i’m getting the best Flush Factory right now from fine shyt!
Conner: Same man, this is awesome!
Lucas: Got room for one more?

by JuggerFromDaO January 5, 2025

Flush and rip

When you are in a public bathroom and to scared you will make noise so you flush and let the shit explosion commence.

In the public bathroom he did the flush and Rip to filter out the noise.

by Funnylmao October 20, 2017

Curtsy Flush

The equivalent of a “courtesy flush,” but one performed by subjects of the United Kingdom.

Upon rising from the toilet, the old man turned around and steadied his wobbly knees before performing a proper curtsy flush. He then clutched his cane, washed his hands, and returned to a warm cup of English Breakfast.

by MrChocolateShakes_ June 4, 2025