fish kit

The "welcome pack" the department of corrections gives you when entering jail/ prison which normally consists of a very small toothbrush, comb, toothpaste (also used for lube?) and razor.

Yo bitch don't touch my fish kit or I will shank your ass.

by Bo Binkerson February 10, 2007

Fish fillet

What she ordered.

What she order? FISH FILLET!

by T. Faller November 4, 2016

Betta Fish

A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!

"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"

by MG1rl May 28, 2014

Fish Tab

Fucking Illinois ShitHeads Towing A Boat. This is a term used mainly by Wisconsinites when describing a ridiculus driver from Illinois who vacations in Wisconsin in the summer to use a boat on the beautiful lakes. They are known to drive like shit on the roads while towing their boats.

I was driving through town and a fish tab was taking up two lanes with his boat trailer so I could not get around him.

by smilepretty May 23, 2006

the Babel fish

The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.

- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."

by Garrett Starr November 2, 2014

wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.

I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.

by HolyGrail June 13, 2008

Tank Fish

A haha funni youtuber that commits war crimes as a hobby.The leader of the Chaos Legion.Hes a very influential individual that is recommended for 7 y/o kids.And yes he's so retarded (that's why his vids are good).

Quotes
-Hi I'm Tank Fish And I have crippling deppresion

by SparkSanGivInformaeshun April 27, 2022