Felix Raymond arc

Killing children (specifically paralyzing them and throwing them out a window)

Or

Performing a lobotomy on a fourteen year old girl named Isabella

Or

Being a shitty father/person

Person A: I’m going to Felix Raymond arc just like Felix (Raymond) !
Person B: you’re gonna get arrested you dumb fuck!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Felix'd

A baseball term for when a pitcher pitches an absolute gem of a game but gets zero run support from his offense, which leads to him undeservedly getting a no-decision or loss. Named after Seattle Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez, who had the fewest wins out of any Cy Young award winning pitcher in a non-shortened season until Jacob deGrom in 2018.

"Hey, did you see deGrom's start today?"
"No, how'd he do?"
"He struck out 14 against the Marlins. Gave up only one run as well."
"That's my ace! How did the Mets offense do?"
"Uh... well..."
"He got Felix'd, didn't he?"
"Yes."
"God damn it."

by fhern June 12, 2022

Felix Harrison

When a young boy who is really fucking small for his age, like really fuckin small human being. Starts sticking his small cock inside one of his cats while fondling the other cat's titties. Every time you do this your penis shrinks by 1 inch but gets more veins.

Yesterday my friend pulled a Felix Harrison.

by Felix's Cat August 15, 2022

Felix Elizondo

he is the best ever

i want to kiss Felix Elizondo

by felixe September 5, 2022

felix and mimi

felix and mimi best duo ever created

omg omg it’s felix and mimi the best people on planet earth

by elhssa September 11, 2022

Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022

Felix with P90

U better don't meet him. He can use his P90 over 500m AND HEADSHOOT U. GOD HAS BLESSED HIS P90.

dont tell me saw Felix with P90

by Cool guy go to be man December 2, 2022