The guy with the biggest penis. The only guy that kills 2 stones with his penis.The only guy with a dick as long as gravity exist.He is a treehugger. One time, he couldn't afford an Xbox at BestBuy. He whipped out his penis and got the Xbox for free. He is also known as Based God.
by Nickamos Evanamos December 9, 2012
Get the Nick Evansmug. Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person
Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly
Male: Dude that's hot
by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017
Get the evan (female)mug. by Big man harry June 9, 2021
Get the Fat Evanmug. A guy with a massive penis
by Primarkhoodie April 1, 2021
Get the evan hannonmug. He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019
Get the Evan Tuckmug. Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.
Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
Person 2: yeah even created it
Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl
Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021
Get the Evan deesemug. The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.
by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020
Get the Evan Hansenmug.