Ethan

Ethan is a person you cant count on and never pays any attention to you and breaks up with you for no reason.

You should never date an Ethan.

by Jenna Cermak April 22, 2019

Ethan

A friends bf. Kind and cares about people.

ethan is da best <3

by be you 2435 June 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a major douche-bag. Everyone hates him, but act like his friend when he's around. He's okay at sports, but acts like he's the best, and he's a ball-hog in every sport too. He's very arrogant. If you beat him at anything, he'll say he "wasn't even trying!" Ethan sucks. Except H3H3. He's cool.

Ethan? That guy's such a dick.

Why is everyone so nice to Ethan? He's a jerk, and they know it.

by __Ass__ February 20, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people

hey ethan its ok if u have a small penis we dont blame you

by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017

Ethan

usually or probably gay

Ethan is weird but gay

by hoodlem February 3, 2020

Ethan

A total retard that doesn’t shut up he’s short blonde idiot watches hentai all day hes got a booty though;) no girls like him he’s going to be a no life sack of shit that lives in his moms basement

Person 1:who’s that kid right there that’s watching hentai
Person 2: probably Ethan he’s weird

by Hshdue April 8, 2019

Ethan

A gay fat whale

Bro he is such an Ethan

by TOUGIE May 25, 2016