Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.

During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"

by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020

existenalorism

the shared connection between you and a friend, when you both get the urge to do something together at 3 am`

"hey bro, wanna go piss in the public pool tonight?"
"yeah man i was just gonna ask you that"
"woah... we just had an existenalorism.."

by thirdth August 22, 2020

Existential question

If you’re 1 inch deep in to your mom and your dad is 1 inch deep into you which way do you move to get out forwards or backwards?

You wanna hear an existential question
Oh I alredy heard and I wanna go back and fourth 69 times

by Sofa king hot March 5, 2021

Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 1, 2021

Existentianonexistentialexistential

1 a word used to imply the existence of something that most likely does not exist or that there is no proof of, but that is probably existent; the existence of a non-existent existence

2 to refer to something fictional; something that does not exist but has existence in some way
3 a thing that does not exists while simultaneously existing
4 a ridiculously long word used to describe situations in which all contributors negate one another
5 a ridiculously long word used to describe hypotheticals

"They posed an existentianonexistentialexistential concept to him and he almost blew a gasket."

by Julius F. Tenpenny June 23, 2021

Existy

a being that exists, kinda cool

“Existy.”
“Nice.”

by johnwicklover1994 February 20, 2022

Existential back pain

Back pain that is caused by simply existing.

For example, feeling pain in the upper or lower back region when there is no reason too. This is known as existential back pain

by Shamiah James September 29, 2022