Ethan is a retarded fuck, who thinks he knows everything but in reality he knows nothing. And most of the time he smells like shit.
Fuck Ethan
by Fuckethan January 12, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the name of a basic white boy. He is smart and popular and probably records everyone on Snapchat. Ethan is really funny and is the kind of person you want to be friends with.
Who is your bestfriend? Mine's is Ethan.
by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people
by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan is a major douche-bag. Everyone hates him, but act like his friend when he's around. He's okay at sports, but acts like he's the best, and he's a ball-hog in every sport too. He's very arrogant. If you beat him at anything, he'll say he "wasn't even trying!" Ethan sucks. Except H3H3. He's cool.
by __Ass__ February 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Your bestfriend who knows everything about you and you trust with your whole heart. And you are happy he is happy with Brittney. And you know alot about him. When you get a secret he is the first person you tell. You are so happy you met him because you trust him more than anyone and you are just so happy to have him as a friend. NEVERMIND FORGET ALL OF THIS HE THINKS THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS!!!
WHO TH FUK THINKS THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS YALL ARE RETARDED
HEY LOOK ITS ETHAN UGH WHY DOES HE BEKLIVE IN MORE THAN TWO GENDERS
HEY LOOK ITS ETHAN UGH WHY DOES HE BEKLIVE IN MORE THAN TWO GENDERS
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee18 March 27, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 