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new england gentlemen

The North East leading source for stripclub and adult night life reviews. True gentlemen.
The New England Gentlemen have seen way to many boobs
by John Cleaver February 5, 2010
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new england

"Hell on Earth." Where rich democrats thrive, poser hippies protest in Vermont, and where Boston is known to be the focus of just about everything big.
I'm going to New England for the Michael Dukakis Speech. He's STILL amazing.
by cryingshame November 22, 2006
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AMERICA V ENGLAND

1) America... you have coverups for the Republicans, you have political protection for corrupt leaderships.
You have people who instore their own beliefs over legitimate science and concidered thought.
You're starting to sound like the communist estates.

2)Quit saying it's Color, when it's properly spelt, yes spelt not (spelled) like Colour.
It's Mum not Mom, it's Football not Socca, got it?

3)Call us British if you wan't, I am English but don't mind being called British at all. Being called British is something to be proud of, American isn't! America isn't respected at all.

4)Rule Britannia! lmao. America always bitch about the British this and that. It's clear we're on their minds alot, maybe it's our sucessfull achievements in the past and all the land we owned, I don't know.
The Great British Empire is admirable to many Yanks who come to visit England evrey year to see the English History.

5)There wouldn't be an America if it wasn't for Christopher Columbus 500years ago.

Americans originated from the British as we found them Native Indians slaughtering Buffalo and having supper in front a fire in their poor camp tents.

6)America always say they "saved our asses" in WW2 which is quite funny actually, because the battle of Britain was moreless won before they showed up. after finding the courage to at last help when the "Japs" bombed Pearl Harbor. One Yank said....."it wasn't our war to join in with" as it were Eurpoes. Whats all, Iraq over then? lol More like you're cowards and have never been brave enough to help at the beginning.

7) Americans say "we kicked your asses in 1783" lol When actually they had to rely on many other nations to defeat the British.
We lost the War yeah, but still it took the Spanish, the French the Americans to beat the small country Britain.

8)I think America need to stop insulting the British when their forefathers are really British anyway.
by Luke mindplaya July 5, 2009
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new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)
niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet
by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008
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New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 18, 2008
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard November 4, 2008
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Queen of England’s dog water

The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.
You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”
by dogwater2765 January 11, 2021
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