Turn-around dumper

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.

I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.

by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging

Verb

An activity involving avoiding people and excluding those from your group or circle who bring bad vibes.

Instead of acting out of hate, Chet Hanks wisely suggests that all people: “Just stay suck-a-duckin and dummy-dodgin.”

Or “Sucker Ducking and Dummy Dodging.”

by SasquatchPrime April 14, 2021

Dumper

A girl's ass that you'd like to tap. Infact, any girls ass. I love girl asses.

"Man, that girl's legs go on forever."
"Not a bad dumper either."

by Balls November 14, 2004

dumper

The coolest dump truck ever. It is made by farty Motor Company and has awesome wagon wheels.

I hear the construction site round the corner is using brand new farty dumpers.

by UndeadHamasaki August 31, 2022

dummy lit

When something is so fucking lit that it's dumb

Nick, this shit is dummy lit

by lucc nick May 29, 2017

dumper rusher

A dumper rusher is a someone who attempts to pursue anal sex the first time they have sex with someone.

OMG...we were having some really hot sex in the shower after our date and then he tried to do me in my backdoor. Watch out for him, he's a dumper rusher.

by Captain Underpants III January 6, 2011

Teflon Dump

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.

John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!

by ExitRamp June 4, 2004