Diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication, from the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

my friend: what do you like?
me: diktology
my friend: omg dik suker u study diks
me: no, dikt comes from the greek word diktyo, which means network or web.
my friend: u study the web?
me: yes, more specifically web browsers
my friend: so youre a diktologist?
me: yes but not formally cuz its impossible to get graduated on that
my friend: so you like web browsers?
me: yes

by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication; From the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

someone: what are you
me: diktologist, i like diktology
someone: u study dicks!!
me: no, web browsers
someone: ok
me: bye
someone: i will commit suicide
me: ok bye
someone: bye

by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

Distortia

A type of neurological condition which causes a distortion in perception. One example is body distortia which causes the person with it to inaccurately perceive their weight or bodily proportions.

My body distortia makes it difficult to tell if I've lost weight.

by Shugunou April 15, 2023

Distorted Millennium

An alternate universe split between two branches, The main universe being the Iron Assault map, Which takes place in 2000 after artificial intelligence completely takes the millennium by storm by forever changing the borders of the world,
and Distorted Millennium: Winter Night, which has two sub-branches and is a universe based around what if no one won the Cold War in terms of actual victors. These sub-branches are key parts of Winter Night's lore and follow the story from before 1991 to the start of 2000, these being Crumbling Dreams, the implied start of the Winter Night in this alternate history branch, and Heat Death, the completely altered world down to just 80+ nations by the start of 2000. The world might be doomed to being left under the jackboot of the Soviet collapse domino effect.. Unless they manage to reunify

Man, I can't wait to play the Age of History 2 mod "Distorted Millennium: Winter Night" !

by GammaEpsilonRhoTau December 20, 2023

Detto

pulling a "detto" to put on a movie in discord and fall asleep

Man, I really pulled a "detto" last night

by drakka November 14, 2023

Diatomaceous

Rad, devilishly noble, defiantly chill, in a lit and sort of earthy way. A diatomaceous person would never march 2 by two with the ants. Really anything that is sick as hell.

Person 1: you have some sweet pants, friend.
Person 2: I made them, they are inspired by my love for train hopping and gardening.
Person 1: that’s awesome. Diatomaceous even!

by robi1taxi July 21, 2024

distonctional

The act of doing something to a good standard

That football skill was distonctional

by Shshsjshsjs August 14, 2024