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Dirty Dennis

A Dirty Dennis is the act of being a bus driver who is under constant suspicion and high likelihood of abusing drugs or alcohol whilst driving. A Dirty Dennis can also be the act of ignoring your navigators and getting very lost, the two normally go together, so that a drunk bus driver can get you in Vegas.
My bus driver pulled a Dirty Dennis the other day and we somehow ended up in Vegas.
by abeifhf October 6, 2025
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Dennis

John: Did you hear what happened to Daniel?
Benny: What?
John: He almost got jumped!!
Benny: WHAT REALLY!!?
John: Ya, apparently he owes money.
Benny: That guy was almost getting in trouble, but I'm sure they're looking for him now.
John: This guy's seriously Dennis!!
by Big brain tingz November 17, 2020
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epik Dennis

A middle-aged man still living with parents who plays videogames and smokes cannabis all day, while telling people online that he's incredibly successful, talented and good with women.
She thought she met the man of her dreams on Plenty of Fish, but he turned out to be a real epik Dennis.
by epik-guy January 4, 2025
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Duke Dennis Hug

When a woman puts her arms around your neck and you grab her ass while hugging.
Yo you see Johnny grabbing that girls ass while hugging her? He doing that Duke Dennis Hug.
by JM322024 May 14, 2024
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Dennis

A Dennis is a person who looks like jesus. he is a long haired vegetarian who likes to skateboard. he is extremely creative and likes to draw. Dennises usually have a shitload of allergies.
Look at that fly dude over there, he's a real Dennis!
by blondeleek November 15, 2017
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Dennis

a Dennis is what it's called when you think youre finished with no. 2 or no. 3, get up, and realize, "ooh, nope. Not done yet."

i.e. - "I had to take a rough number 2, thought I was done pooping, and realized it was a Dennis, so I had to sit back on the toilet."
i.e. - "I had to take a rough number 2, thought I was done pooping, and realized it was a Dennis, so I had to sit back on the toilet."
by Butthead#2 July 8, 2019
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