Danisnotonfire

A sociopathic dickbite.

You're such a danisnotonfire, girl.

by 1_2_3_4_urmomisafknwhore_ March 8, 2015

danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

by jayjay230 May 22, 2008

danish

Something that Stiny retrieves.

"Stiny! Get get me a danish!"

by Fo0dNippl3 September 14, 2003

danks

the act of murdering your girlfriend's cat with your car and driving away making her think it was someone else

dude i've just done a danks

by jim robert danks September 1, 2010

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

Danise

Code word for joint

Check out this fatty Danise i just rolled

by FKNLAMEYO May 27, 2009

Dankster

Like a memester but more edgy/offensive/sly. Finding new ways to make memes, yet still making them dank.

"Woah, that's one edgy dankster!"
"That's not a memester it's a dankster."
"Show some respect to that dankster!"

by lelanime December 24, 2016