Dallas

Is a complete piece of shit

Dallas your a piece of shit

by Shrekmemes June 8, 2018

pull a dallas

v. to shudder and/or shake when you get turned on.

rocky was flirting with mikey and then he pulled a dallas.

tanner: i think im about to pull a dallas!

by fuckel April 9, 2008

dallas dumpster dinner

eatin out a chick while she is shitting in the toilet.

cindy is a very classy, she let me do the dallas dumpster dinner.

by boozein247 September 8, 2006

Dallas Cleaner

For a guy to use Summers Eve as a butt douche and squirt the used contents in a dog bowl. Then demand thier lover lap up the douche.

Pete: I performed a Dallas Cleaner last night and now my turd chuannel is as clean as a whislte

Bob: where did you get the summers eve?

by BobDaily3 August 22, 2009

Dallas

A friend that is way too close to your heart. Even when he friendzones you, you'll be happy because he did. He is forever a friend to remember. He also has amazing blonde majestic hair.

He will forever be my Dallas.

by EpicDefinition October 6, 2016

Dallas

A city in Texas filled with hobos that claim they came from California, really boring ice cream on every corner, and a long park with a bunch of autistic gay 11 year olds that run around screaming and doing fortnite dances. Be careful if you walk around in Dallas in the dark, or you might be attacked by a homeless person that relies on the 7-11 trash can for food. Half of the roads there look like they are going to fall apart soon and most of the street lights there don’t work.

Son - Mom can we go to Dallas with Timmy

Mom - No wtf is wrong with you son are you retarded u gonna get raped

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

dallas stars

3 time Stanley Cup Champs, but only 1 in Dallas; former Minnesota North Stars; spend a lot of money to be good

The Stars are 1 of those rich bitch teams.

by Sports Freak October 20, 2003