Dingleberry

An old, outdated, or "piece of shit" Blackberry phone.

Q: Hey, it that the new Blackberry? A: No, this is the dingleberry!

by Jstrickland March 4, 2009

dingleberries

The result of dingalation.

See Dingalation

Dingleberries around the asshole is a result of dingalation.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Dingleberry Bubblegum

When You like dingleberries out of someone's ass then chew it like bubble gum

Dingleberry Bubblegum tastes good. Wanna try?

by sweaty swomp ass December 3, 2010

Dingleberry

a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.

Ex. OH look ! the evil bunny has a dingleberry

by mr. spoogles July 15, 2008

Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.

Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(

by scorpion April 22, 2004

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010

dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010