diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011

parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

by Mordred March 17, 2005

Diaper Fart

When you wear a diaper, fart, then your head abruptly explodes

Man 1: Dude, did you hear what happened?
Man 2: No what?
Man 1: Steve died!
Man 2: No way!!! What happened?
Man 1: He had a Diaper Fart.
Man 2: I knew that freak was into diapers.

by DiaperDickyShit March 31, 2012

diaperdandy

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

Diaper Chaser

A male or female who is interested in someone much older than them; some one dating an elderly person; someone dating some one way too old for them hoping for some benefit in the finacial department once the diaper wearer croaks.

That Anna Nicole Smith was a diaper chaser

by 1936ed December 30, 2010

ugly diaper

A large posterior, or otherwise, a posterior the likes of which present the impression of disproportionedness.

Clyde, you got an ugly diaper.

by Johnny19 May 19, 2008

Arctic Diaper

The act of shoving snow down someone's pants and the giving them a wedgie.

Jason won the snowball fight with an arctic diaper.

by Max_Immelmann September 25, 2010