Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota

dakota is a fucking millie bobby brown simp. if u saw her u would too. fuck you vinny.

Dakota is a fucking simp fr fr.

by Doonie Destroyer July 28, 2022

Dakota

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl

Oh here comes dakota guard your fucking nuts and cheeks

by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

Dakota Carbo

Dakota carbo: a person who was fake to her best friends, and all around messed up her life by liking another guy. This person normally tends to focus on one person at a time, and will leave people behind. This person is not someone to like, they are a person to hate. They will make you cry many times. Don't be friends with a Dakota Carbo.

Dakota Carbo left us again

by Dakotas ex bestie July 9, 2021

Dakota Rebbeck

WOW Dakota Rebbeck should realy kill Peter miller for spreading shit

Or riley cooper lol Dakota Rebbeck thought byro blob fish was peng ahhhh

by KKzzzkkk February 5, 2020

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

dakota

dakota is a smart guy with a little bit of stupid as in very dumb

janice-how did he fail the test was easy.
huffy-dakota doesn’t know how to spell his name!

by 101truanswers101 March 28, 2022