Crow

Ugly bitches with annoying voices who sound like crows always in your ear

It’s live but there are so many crows here I gotta go.

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.

“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM”

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”

by Hexy TV November 5, 2019

jed crow

oh god
he's so fucking powerful
holy shit
holy shit
so powerful
help
fuck
fuck shit
j-jed
crow...
fuck..

godfather of big lion, jed crow

by sqwacko December 19, 2019

Crowness

When a black person hijacks your car and steals your passport

Police : Hello how can I help you

Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

Crow

A British military term for the new members of a unit. It is an abbreviation on the words "casualty replacements of war" it is seen as an insult

Squad member #1 " oi john we got a new lot of crows

Squad member #2 " yep new lot o twats who shouldn't be here"

by Its sergeant Not f%@king sarge August 24, 2019

Full of Crows

When you have darkness in your heart and you’re peckish

You’re so full of crows

by potato.thot April 21, 2018