by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

An acronym that stands for "Current Resident of the Whitehouse", to be used by those people who are not able to make a direct reference to President Trump.
I am not sure what the CROW has in mind, but his recent Muslim ban has caused a huge issue throughout the world.
by Nipple master February 1, 2017

by Paniniman June 23, 2019

Crow, A term used for someone who has a strange addiction to kids, from 11 years old to 16 years old.
by BossMci March 10, 2021

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
