crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

crooch

A noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the vulva, on an otherwise thin and sexy body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

According to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the clitoral hood and, completely or in part, the labia minora.

Generally used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

I love your crooch.
Your crooch is so sexy.
That's not a crooch, you're just fat.
Such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.

by xtn June 7, 2011

croozer

One who does not have many friends but has many "friends." See homosexual or freak

Oh come on, now, noone likes a croozer!

by fwillia January 13, 2005

croob

crazy ass noob. One who exhibits buckwild qualities of enthusiasm and outlandish behavior, while remaining inexperienced to the world.

Jenn: Me croob.

by turd ferguson1 October 29, 2008

Booze-Cooze

A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.

"Is it cool if I just blow you and then we sleep? I've got Booze-Cooze."

by MantaRay69 May 27, 2009

The Croods

A horror/thriller documentary based on Armenian defeat in WW1. Directed by amateur film producer, Montgomery Python it is known as one of the best films of the last decade. It is renowned for its powerful imagery and clever wit. Mild-mannered professional athlete Woodrow Wilson is abducted by the Vietnamese Second Army, a cult of sea dwelling quadrupeds from Saturn. He tries his hardest to return home to his cat, Fido, but must first find the ancient sword of lore. His action packed adventure leads him to the one place he swore he would never return to... You will be on the floor laughing multiple times!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the 10th Star Wars movie?
Person 2: Yeah! It was amazing my expectations haven't been that subverted since I saw The Croods in 1983!

by DankiBuddha November 28, 2019