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Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.
1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"
by Maryene August 30, 2005
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Rap slang from Don Mork
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very sexy boy who has a knack of fucking your mum
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crookshank

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.
Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore
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Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.
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croon

It means your going to try and flirt or chat up somebody, try and get jiggy with. Sexual term
Mate, are you crooning that? she is fit!

Crooning session?
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crook

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.
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