Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes

Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"

by Jeasussson February 4, 2010

crocahaulic

a person who is obssesed with croc brand shoes

" my wife was raggin me for buying another pair of those plastic shoes, she says i'm a real crocahaulic"

by pitch1970 November 19, 2011

Crockcunt

The name of a person that balls as hard as a crocodile but acts like a total cunt.

Yo, young jeezy be actin all like a crockcunt up in this crackhouse.

by Vasik November 9, 2012

Crockerphiliac

One who has a sexual attraction to Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot!
Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac!

by Momo1969 October 18, 2013

Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.

I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.

by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013

Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.

Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015