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ass cafe

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"
by StinkyPantz December 14, 2010
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parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'
Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee
by Angelassassin March 12, 2014
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Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"
by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011
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beth's cafe

The Beth's cafe is a sexual move that involves a man sitting on a women's face and fucking here titty pussy. The man is to sit with the women's nose between his butt cheeks and scream sniff while he continues to fuck her titty pussy. At the climax of the interaction the women will be deeply inhaling the mans butt musk as he ejaculates below the women's belly button but not past her knees then you have participated in the Beth's cafe
I gave Cindy the heshest Beth's cafe last night
by Mungfung October 7, 2013
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war craft

Im a level 50 wood elf. i'm resting right now to build up my hit points. bring me some cheetos and jolt cola, i'm gonna be up for another 8 hours playing this.
by Bradley ass cloun May 8, 2005
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Cafe

Dude Go Make Us Some Cafe
by this girl on tonya 98 March 20, 2010
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Craffing

She was craffing so hard the other night! We were fighting but then I told a joke to diffuse the tension.
by Joey Costanzo & Vanessa C. November 27, 2010
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