Cougar Baby

1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman

2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.

Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?

Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby

by ValiantBert April 25, 2020

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

Cougar Alert

This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.

Cougar Alert! Look at Demi Lovato, she is dating someone half her age.

by Alert! May 10, 2014

Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.

Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt

by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017

Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)

David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"

by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018

Mountain Cougar

A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.

The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.

Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?

Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend

by RR. November 13, 2011

Cougar Rock

A music genre of terrible grunge/metal type music that nobody likes except for cougars/douches. Bands like Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, etc.

Terribly generic talentless bands with a semi-heavy sound

Nickelback is Cougar Rock

by Mother Chuncher December 15, 2011