High Cotton Ties

High Cotton Ties was created in North Carolina. These ties are made of cotton rather then silk, they're completely washable. They're a symbol of the South. They make bow ties, Cummerbunds, and headbands for the belles.

Where is your bow tie from?" "Its from High Cotton Ties".

by Fratstar95 March 27, 2011

cotton traders

A person who wears Rugby shirts to work when should be dressed smartly

Steve : Look out, here comes Cotton Traders Vale

Pete : I wear better clothes than that when I'm knuckle sludging

by SkuttleFucker September 14, 2008

Cotton Mouth

An excessive amount of sheep jizz in the mouth

Jenny sucked on billys the lambs Knob. He came and now Jenny has a cotton mouth.

by Delilah58967 December 14, 2021

Cotton Strudel

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock

"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"

by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009

Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.

I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.

by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010

Cotton Eyed Joe

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

by S313xo June 14, 2009

cotton wool parents

Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.

Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?

by bbbobbb March 30, 2007