by Dana Faulks January 11, 2009
The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
by Tris Shedaw December 06, 2010
by T Rod August 27, 2004
An enticing female perceived by older men to appear to be of age. However, she is merely a pre-adolescent who is essentially luring in pedophiles. The origin of this definition arises from the NBC show "To Catch a Predator" where Chris Hansen and his team identify potential predators and distract them with a last false sense of sweetness using freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
Jandro: Hey Saggy, how's tutoring going?
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...
Saggy: Good, there's this one girl that's really cute.
Jandro: You better watch out, she might be a cookie trap. That's a least 15+ years son...
by Keswick Institute April 29, 2011
by michoo and schmoo March 13, 2005
step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie
see also circle jerk
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie
see also circle jerk
by Getz December 23, 2003
by such a bro October 30, 2012