like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Conehead

A derogatory term for parent. p. coneheads

My coneheads walked in on me just as I was lighting up.

by rideabicycle January 7, 2008

Questionable Content

A frightfully shitty webcomic by has-been writer/illustrator extraordinaire Jeph Jacques. During the course of the story, which ranks in repetition and boringness with megatokyo, Jaques' artistic abilities have matured, but his dismal writing talents have stayed constant.

Dude: "Anyone know where I can find an enormously unfulfilling slice-of-life webcomic?"

Bro: "Yeah, check out Questionable Content. Come for the fake problems, stay for the lame, all's-well-that-ends-well story arcs that are resolved with no problems at the end of a week."

by Anony)ous November 7, 2009

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009