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Connoisseurus Rex

A portmanteau word combining "connoisseur" (which means someone who is an expert judge in a particular matter) and "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (dinosaur species whose name means "tyrant lizard king" and is known as the angry, carnivorous jerk among dinosaurs that no other dinosaurs liked).

"Connoisseurus Rex", therefore, represents someone who takes connoisseurship to the next level by being a condescending, and at times hostile, douche. Connoisseurus Rexes are typically considered too annoying for actual friendship.
Geez why did he have to rip my head off over the way I did this?

Oh don't worry, he's just being a Connoisseurus Rex.
by rmec September 3, 2014
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yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh
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Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.
1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon
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queef-cannon

Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.
Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011
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Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon
Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip February 20, 2012
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Slut Cannon

One mans tool or "schlong" that he slays sluts with
Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up

Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night
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