Coloniser

Someone who tries to homewreck a relationship with knowledge that that relationship exists

“I heard Alice tried to colonise Chad and Stacy’s relationship”
“Alice is such a Coloniser

by Sik_As_Frick_Booi November 22, 2019

Colombian mudslide

Blowing a line while taking a shit

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide

by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020

Colombian Airhorn

To make a loud audible sound of joy, satisfaction, or pleasure. A few examples of why one might let out a Colombian Airhorn are as follows:

1 winning the lottery
2 having explicit climax(es)
3 inhaling Colombian snowflakes

Despite contrary beliefs, the name does indeed derive from the little known facts that Colombia is known for it's snowflakes, while air horns are known for their loud audible noises.

I was giving rachel the dirty Isabella last night cuz I ran out of jerkzy to feed her, anyway dude when I finished bro, I let out the biggest colombian airhorn since my distant Peruvian second cousin, twice twice removed, visited me last winter.

by NoBull ServeAnt April 19, 2020

Colombia

The best girl on the planet , she is gorgeous,cute and just a wonderfull person . She is normally a shy and a quiet girl but if she opens up to you , you´re in luck . Be sure to treat her right and don´t be a bad friend to her , she has probably been hurt in the past already so don´t be a jerk to her . She is the most precious hooman , she can always brighten your day even if she doesn´t say anything . She is kind and selfless , she will stick with you no matter what, she will always accept you for who you are. She is probably really insecure about her body but we all know she is beautiful so make sure you tell her <3

I just made a friend, her name is Colombia , she is AMAZING!! <3

by king explosion murderer May 6, 2020

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS]

A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise

J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?

L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH

by Scrapnell July 10, 2020

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020