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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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gag collar

Gag collar is used to make someone gag. Usually when having sex and you wanna make the person gag. Gaging is normal we do it when we throw up or don't like something.
Boy 1: I put a gag collar on Alexandra, she gaged so much that It became her favorite toy!
by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021
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When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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blue collar romancing

Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.
TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!
by Mrs_wright93 February 10, 2023
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
mugGet the Blue Collar Ballsmug.

LA Collar

A tailored shirt which has a high collar to hide facelift scars. Bob Iger is a good example
'It's an LA collar.'
by travisbickle86 April 12, 2021
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blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)
“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”
by st_adoreu November 30, 2020
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