Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

chair pop

An awkward moment when someone gets so carried away by something that they pop off their chairs and stand up, looking stupid.

Francis got so into the lecture that she gave an involuntary chair pop.

by INbOXx101 February 21, 2012

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Strong Chair

When you have finnaly gotten your penis hard then you wack it onto your dogs face then you run as fast as you can then tackle a wooden chair.

Last night i had a Strong Chair moment.

by clouttcoochie December 29, 2018

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018