eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

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Imposter Cereal

A crunchy, but also sometimes soft, marshmallow filled box of cereal that comes with liquid ice cream (served as milk). This delicious liquid ice cream is poured in before adding the scrumptious rainbow-coloured imposter shaped marshmallows. You eat this cereal out of the box

I’m going to have a bowl of imposter cereal this morning!

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022

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Cereal

Verb. Meaning laughing or yelling. Typically used when looking at a funny meme or reading a funny or agrivativing story.

“The ending of that made me cereal.”

by RandomInternetAndroid January 4, 2019

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Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

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Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

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