Canada

a country who doesn't get there asses kicked by japan in war and use a canadain inventors sport and call it your own
YOU SON OF A BITCH americans u suck and you guys think we live in igloos f u guys

Canadian:"you know dr.james naismith is canadian"
American"she"s ameriacan"
Canadian"NO you dumbass he's canadian use wikipedia"
Canadian"CANADA RULES<AMERICA SUCKS!"

by drummer_13 May 9, 2008

Canada

America's Hat

Look @ a map of the US with Canada, right up top

by thereal801 July 13, 2009

Blame Canada

A previously existing phrase that became exceedingly popular in the Northeast following the massive "Northeast Blackout of 2003" that originated in Ontario. The blackout affected parts of Ohio, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island for a total of 45 million Americans. While US officials blamed Canada for the outage, Canadian officials blamed several US states including New York and Pennsylvania.

Popular T-Shirt Slogan...
"8/14/03: Blame Canada"

by mmmdonuts75 May 2, 2010

Canada's History

Well, some beavers made a dam. They found maple syrup. Then the mounties came and ate them. Then the country of Canada was founded, and to this day uses clams as currency.

canada's history more like canaduh

by super colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving reenacting the most important parts of Canadian history. Let's just say, someone plays the Queen, and the other person has to ask permission to secede at some point towards the end.

Also involved: Question Hour in the House of Commons.

"Man, we were working on a Canada's History, and she got all Stephen Harper on my ass."

by lull89 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History is summed up as Two Girls in a cup, Tub Girl, The Stanley Cup, Bottle of Maple Syrup, Beavers, Moose Antlers, and Rocky and Bullwinkle all having sex while watching Stargate.

The most horrific thing you could possibly imagine, Canada's History.

by The Colbert Nations February 5, 2010

Canada

Canada is a coutry North of the United States which likes to blame all its problems on its southern neighbour but lets face it we have our own problems which were completely Canadian made and maintained. We claim to be a multicultural society but historically we attempted to block cultures which were not white European ones (ie. Chinese, East Indian, Japanese). We also have a horrific history of attempting to Annihilate first Nations Culture which continues to this day in government policies. We are a people that are so proud that we used to be #1 instead of horrified at the injustices that exist which lowered our status. Our government is little better than the American one we mock so freely and yet we stand and claim superiority when we should be standing together to fight the systemic racisms and other immense injustices our coutry is modelled on.

During WWII Japanese Canadians were segregated from Canadian society because they were to close to being the actual enemy but German Canadians faced no such segregation and were even welcomed into the Canadian military. Canadians believe in a Canada based on lies.

by trickiegirl123 January 29, 2008